- me: omg did i reply too fast
- me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
- me:
Source: rikamacc
(via haave-you-met-ted)
Source: master-of-smuppets
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
Source: pricksatmywindow
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
Source: triye
Source: arlingtondr
I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.
I get it. :3
hehehehehe
oh god, i remember the first time i saw this, i laughed for days…
(via haave-you-met-ted)
Source: paronomaniac
Okay I’ve seen this in my dash 3 or 4 times so now I have to reblog it hahahah (:
(via transkies)
Source: sellmyselfshort
Source: sassy-gay-karkat
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
Source: basedgosh
Source: miaism
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